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"Never underestimate the ability of people to let you down."
— Dexter.
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whiskey-and-c41:
“ fem-me-fatale:
“ highkey-melanin:
“ thehijabstylist:
“ I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.
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this needs to be on everyone’s dash…
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Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s...
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dateagirlwhosuggestion:

date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects

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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

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